Due to Neocities' filetype restrictions for free accounts, I've embedded the zip file containing the downloadable version of the novel in a PNG. To access the archive, open your zip file manager application (such as 7-Zip or WinRAR), navigate to TheUnfortunates.png in the file explorer (once downloaded), and extract it as you would a regular archive. The context menu will not give you this option.
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